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What's up? My cousin Jadyn left. :-( So sad. Anyways, I haven't been writing any dork strap posts anymore! So, here is the newest one.' Dork Strap and the Cow (BEWARE: This Dork Strap story has extremely dumb scenes!) The hero Dork Strap, well, USED to be hero, was walking down a dirt road, somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Dork Strap hadn't done anything heroic for at least a year, and people were starting to forget about him. So, while Dork Strap was walking along the dirt road alone, he was thinking of something heroic to do. All of a sudden, he heard a moo in the pasture to the right of him. "I'll save you!" said Dork Strap. Now, anybody would of recognized the moo. Everybody would've know that it was a cow, but not Dork Strap, he's just a talking rope. So, Dork Strap climbed the fence to see what was making that noise. When he hoped over the fence, he saw a cow eating some grass. "The grass must be poison. I have to save him!!" Dork Strap was just looking for an excuse to do something heroic, but me and you know that the grass wasn't poison. Dork Strap yanked the grass from the cows mouth, but the cow wasn't happy. He mooed really loud then turned around and bucked Dork Strap. Since Dork Strap was a rope, he got stuck on the cows hoofs and started to panic. "Oh! Um... The poison must of kicked in!" That was an awful pun Dork Strap. "Sorry." Anyways, Dork Strap managed to get unstuck on the cows hoof. "MOOO!!!" The cow said. "Are you sick?" said Dork Strap? "MOOO!!!" said the cow. "Yes?" "MOOO!!!" "Are you sick?" "MOOO!!!" "ANSWER ME!!!" "MOOO!!!" "YOU ARE SOO STUPID!!!" "MOOO!!!" "I AM NOT HELPING YOU! EVEN IF YOU ARE POISONED!!!" "MOOO!!!" "STUPID COW!!!" The cow turned around and walked a few paces forward and started eating again. Dork Strap started walking away. He hoped over the fence and started down the dirt road again. Just when Dork Strap was already a few miles down the road, the cow stopped, and dropped to the ground. The cow really had been poisoned, and Dork Strap had just missed his perfect chance to show his heroic move. The next day the news papers headline was: COW POISONED, NO HERO TO SAVE IT! Dork Strap read the article and threw the paper in the trash. "Oh nuts! I missed my perfect opportunity!" Poor Dork Strap, maybe next time!!! Thanks for reading my comic! I'll write another one really soon!!!