Monday, August 20, 2012
Eat, Sleep, and Dance
Tomorrow's the first day of school!!! Yeah! I'm so excited! But, that means tomorrow is my first day of dance since tryouts in July. I'm really excited for dance to start! I got on one of the highest teams!! I'm only one team away from the highest team. I'm on pre. teen company, then there's teen company, then the highest team is Sr. company! I'm so excited! I really wanted to be on pre. teen company and I did! Pre. teen company is the highest team I can get on for my age, so technically, I'm on the highest team! (For my age :-)) Anyways, I have ten hours of dance a week! Not including my solo practices. Well, I MIGHT get to do a solo, but my mom is still deciding. I have four dances this year, not including the solo I might do! :-) Last year I only got to do two, and last year I didn't do a solo. Anyways, one out of my four dances, I get to do a dance with the highest team you can get on in the whole studio! It's going to be really fun! Tonight is back to school night! And guess what? I already know my teacher. When I was at my school I go to now in 2nd grade, my teacher was a 2nd grade teacher! Then I moved and came back in like 2 years. So I was in 4th grade. And my teacher was a 4th grade teacher! Her class room was and will be right next to my 4th grade teachers classroom! Then, now my teacher is a 5th grade teacher, and I have her! :-) She's really nice. Her name is Ms. Evans, soon to be Mrs. Shaw! Anyways, got to go! Maybe in a little bit I'll show you the next dork strap installment. Anyways, see you! bye!!! (oh! I changed my blog's name to Eat, Sleep, and Dance! Hope you like it!)
Thursday, August 16, 2012
What's up?
What's up? My cousin Jadyn left. :-( So sad. Anyways, I haven't been writing any dork strap posts anymore! So, here is the newest one.'
Dork Strap and the Cow
(BEWARE: This Dork Strap story has extremely dumb
scenes!)
The hero Dork Strap, well, USED to be hero, was walking down a dirt road, somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Dork Strap hadn't done anything heroic for at least a year, and people were starting to forget about him. So, while Dork Strap was walking along the dirt road alone, he was thinking of something heroic to do. All of a sudden, he heard a moo in the pasture to the right of him.
"I'll save you!" said Dork Strap. Now, anybody would of recognized the moo. Everybody would've know that it was a cow, but not Dork Strap, he's just a talking rope. So, Dork Strap climbed the fence to see what was making that noise. When he hoped over the fence, he saw a cow eating some grass.
"The grass must be poison. I have to save him!!" Dork Strap was just looking for an excuse to do something heroic, but me and you know that the grass wasn't poison. Dork Strap yanked the grass from the cows mouth, but the cow wasn't happy. He mooed really loud then turned around and bucked Dork Strap. Since Dork Strap was a rope, he got stuck on the cows hoofs and started to panic.
"Oh! Um... The poison must of kicked in!" That was an awful pun Dork Strap.
"Sorry." Anyways, Dork Strap managed to get unstuck on the cows hoof.
"MOOO!!!" The cow said.
"Are you sick?" said Dork Strap?
"MOOO!!!" said the cow.
"Yes?"
"MOOO!!!"
"Are you sick?"
"MOOO!!!"
"ANSWER ME!!!"
"MOOO!!!"
"YOU ARE SOO STUPID!!!"
"MOOO!!!"
"I AM NOT HELPING YOU! EVEN IF YOU ARE POISONED!!!"
"MOOO!!!"
"STUPID COW!!!"
The cow turned around and walked a few paces forward and started eating again. Dork Strap started walking away. He hoped over the fence and started down the dirt road again. Just when Dork Strap was already a few miles down the road, the cow stopped, and dropped to the ground. The cow really had been poisoned, and Dork Strap had just missed his perfect chance to show his heroic move. The next day the news papers headline was:
COW POISONED, NO HERO TO SAVE IT!
Dork Strap read the article and threw the paper in the trash.
"Oh nuts! I missed my perfect opportunity!"
Poor Dork Strap, maybe next time!!!
Thanks for reading my comic! I'll write another one really soon!!!
My Awesome Cousin
Guess what? My awesome cousin Jadyn is sitting by me RIGHT now!!!!! She wants to have a blog, but she's wondering what on earth would she post? Well, this is one example. Just little things you are doing at the moment. Like this: I'm sitting by my awesome cousin Jadyn right now. Then just go on and on about what your doing. Example 2. Your blog is like your world wide journal. Just tell people how you are feeling, and whats been going on this week. Like this: Well, I got on the dance team I wanted. I'm so excited!!! Example 3. Just write whatever you feel like. If you feel like helping dogs in the animal shelter, just write about that, and why we should adopt them. If you feel like baking sugar cookies, tell them you are going to make sugar cookies and why you like them. Example 4. Mix all of these examples together. If you feel like typing a novel, type a novel about how you feel. If you just feel like typing a quick paragraph of what your emotions are at the moment, them write about that. Just remember, this is like your journal. Just write whatever you feel like. Gotta go. Bye!
(I'm coming Jadyn! :-))
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